The Federation of Eas Knine is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its teetotalling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.439 billion Eas Knineans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zeli Hibana. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Eas Kninean economy, worth 829 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,859 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader steals from the rich and gives to the needy, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eas Knine's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eas Knine is ranked 83,171^st in the world and 86^th in Wintreath for Largest Populations, with 6.44 billion capita.